B-Team Underwear
You're wearing the last pair of underwear you own because you’re too cheap to buy new ones and too tired to do the laundry.
I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t want to spend money on new ones.
My B-Team Underwear had my lunch meat and my coffee stain.
I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too tired to do the laundry.