B-Team Underwear
You're wearing the crumpled mess you grabbed from the bottom of the drawer because you're too lazy to do the laundry or you're too broke to buy new ones.
I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t have enough brain cells to do the laundry.
My B-Team Underwear smells like my sock drawer died.
I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to get up and do the laundry.