B-Team Underwear - You're wearing the same underwear you wore last week because

You're wearing the same underwear you wore last week because you're too tired to do the laundry and you’re too tired to care.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too tired to do the laundry after my shift.

My B-Team Underwear had my coffee stain and my lunch meat.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t care if it smelled like my gym bag.