a salty pirate

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A salty pirate is when a guy shoots his wad in a girl’s eye and then kicks her so hard in the leg she’s hopping like a crazy peg-legged lunatic.
My man shot his load in my eye and kicked me so hard I looked like a pirate in a horror movie.
My girl got salty pirated and was hopping around like a broken robot.
He cummed in her eye, then kicked her leg so hard it looked like she had a wooden leg and an eye patch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate happens when a guy goes full pirate on a girl by shooting his load in her eye and then gives her a leg kick so hard she’s hollering like a pirate on fire.
He cummed in my eye and kicked me so hard I thought I was on the deck of a burning ship.
My friend got cummed in the eye and then got kicked so hard he was yelling like a pirate in a horror film.
She got hit in the eye with cum and then got a leg kick so hard she looked like a pirate on a flaming ship.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate is when a guy cums in a girl’s eye and kicks her so hard she’s hopping like a pirate who just lost an eye and a leg.
He cummed in my eye and then kicked me so hard I was hopping like a pirate with a peg leg.
My girl got cummed in the eye and kicked so hard she looked like a pirate who lost a leg and an eye.
He cummed in her eye and gave her a leg kick so hard she was yelling like a pirate on a burning ship.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate is a dumb guy who thinks he’s a pirate and cums in a girl’s eye and then kicks her leg like he’s trying to break it.
My guy thought he was a pirate and cummed in my eye then kicked me so hard I thought my leg was broken.
He cummed in her eye and kicked her leg so hard it looked like he was trying to make her a peg leg pirate.
My friend tried to be a pirate and cummed in my eye then kicked me so hard I thought I had a wooden leg.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate is when you cum in a girl’s eye and then kick her so hard she’s yelling like a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
He cummed in my eye and then kicked me so hard I was yelling like a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
She got cummed in the eye and then got kicked so hard it looked like a cannon shot her leg.
He cummed in her eye and kicked her so hard it sounded like a cannon blast.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate is when a guy cums in a girl’s eye and then kicks her so hard she’s hopping around like a pirate who just lost an eye and a leg.
He cummed in my eye and then kicked me so hard I was hopping around like a pirate with a peg leg and an eye patch.
She got cummed in the eye and then got kicked so hard she looked like a pirate who lost her eye and leg.
He cummed in her eye and kicked her so hard she was hopping like a pirate who just got hit by a cannon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A salty pirate is when a guy cums in a girl’s eye, kicks her so hard she’s hopping like a pirate, and then yells like he’s on a burning ship.
He cummed in my eye, kicked me so hard I was hopping like a pirate, and then yelled like he was on a burning ship.
She got cummed in the eye, kicked so hard she was hopping like a peg-legged pirate, and then screamed like she was on fire.
He cummed in her eye, kicked her so hard she was hopping like a pirate, and then yelled like he was on a burning ship.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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