a salty pirate
A salty pirate is when a guy cums in a girl’s eye and kicks her so hard she’s hopping like a pirate who just lost an eye and a leg.
He cummed in my eye and then kicked me so hard I was hopping like a pirate with a peg leg.
My girl got cummed in the eye and kicked so hard she looked like a pirate who lost a leg and an eye.
He cummed in her eye and gave her a leg kick so hard she was yelling like a pirate on a burning ship.
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