a salty pirate
A salty pirate is a dumb guy who thinks he’s a pirate and cums in a girl’s eye and then kicks her leg like he’s trying to break it.
My guy thought he was a pirate and cummed in my eye then kicked me so hard I thought my leg was broken.
He cummed in her eye and kicked her leg so hard it looked like he was trying to make her a peg leg pirate.
My friend tried to be a pirate and cummed in my eye then kicked me so hard I thought I had a wooden leg.