a salty pirate
A salty pirate is when a guy shoots his wad in a girl’s eye and then kicks her so hard in the leg she’s hopping like a crazy peg-legged lunatic.
My man shot his load in my eye and kicked me so hard I looked like a pirate in a horror movie.
My girl got salty pirated and was hopping around like a broken robot.
He cummed in her eye, then kicked her leg so hard it looked like she had a wooden leg and an eye patch.