a little bird told (or whispered to)

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To get the dirt from some shady, faceless, probably stoned source.

I know your mom's having an affair because a little bird told me.

A little bird whispered to me that your lunch was stolen by a greasy kid.

A little bird told me you failed math, and it wasn't even a little bird.

To be told something by a source so low, they might as well be a rat in a sewer.

A little bird whispered to me that your dad eats cereal for dinner.

A little bird told me your crush is actually a robot.

A little bird said you stole my snack, and I believe it.

To be told something by a source that might be a ghost, a kid, or a really bad lie.

A little bird told me your pet goldfish is actually a spy.

A little bird whispered that your test was copied from a goat.

A little bird said your mom's going to jail, and I think it's true.

To be told something by a source that’s so unreliable, it might be a kid with a crayon and a rumor.

A little bird told me you’re going to fail the year.

A little bird whispered that your dad's a pirate.

A little bird said your teacher’s a robot, and I believed it.

To be told something by a source that's so sketchy, they might be a kid who just got caught eating your snack.

A little bird told me you’re the worst student ever.

A little bird whispered that your crush likes you back.

A little bird said your dad's a wizard, and I believed it.