A Hungry Keelin

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When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even if it means puking in a public toilet to get a million likes.

I posted a video of me eating a whole pizza in 30 seconds and then threw up in the subway. 1.2 million likes, bro.

I started a fight with a cop just to get my story on the news. It was worth it.

I wore a chicken suit to a meeting and yelled 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' until everyone laughed at me.

When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll kiss a cow on live TV just to get their name out there.

I kissed a cow live. It was gross, but I got 500,000 followers. Worth it.

I showed up to a funeral in a superhero costume and yelled 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' again. People thought I was crazy.

I dressed as a chicken and ran through a park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' to get a million followers.

When someone is so starved for attention they’ll do anything, even eat a whole cake in one bite and then scream about it on TikTok.

I ate a whole cake in one bite and posted it on TikTok. Got 2 million likes. I’m famous now.

I posted a video of me crying because no one liked my chicken costume. It went viral.

I ran through a park screaming 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million followers. It was worth it.

When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even poop on a celebrity's shoes to get a million likes.

I pooped on a celebrity's shoes live. It was gross, but I got a million likes. I'm famous.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.

I wore a chicken suit and ran through a park screaming 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million likes.

When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll do anything, even eat a whole pizza and then throw up on a subway.

I ate a whole pizza and threw up on the subway. It was gross, but I got 1 million likes.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.

I dressed as a chicken and ran through the park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' to get a million followers.

When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even kiss a cow on live TV and then cry about it.

I kissed a cow live and then cried about it. It was gross, but I got 500,000 followers.

I wore a chicken suit and ran through the park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million likes.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.