A Hungry Keelin - When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything,

When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even if it means puking in a public toilet to get a million likes.

I posted a video of me eating a whole pizza in 30 seconds and then threw up in the subway. 1.2 million likes, bro.

I started a fight with a cop just to get my story on the news. It was worth it.

I wore a chicken suit to a meeting and yelled 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' until everyone laughed at me.