A Hungry Keelin - When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything,

When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even poop on a celebrity's shoes to get a million likes.

I pooped on a celebrity's shoes live. It was gross, but I got a million likes. I'm famous.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.

I wore a chicken suit and ran through a park screaming 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million likes.