A Hungry Keelin - When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything,

When someone is so hungry for attention they’ll do anything, even kiss a cow on live TV and then cry about it.

I kissed a cow live and then cried about it. It was gross, but I got 500,000 followers.

I wore a chicken suit and ran through the park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million likes.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.