Q Sizzle
A crazy-ass DJ who also goes by Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He has zero idea where he’s going and talks to himself like he’s on a really bad acid trip. He also eats snacks like it’s his full-time job while high out of his mind.
He walked into a wall while trying to DJ and yelled, 'This is a feature, not a bug!'
He texted me, 'I’m gonna be a snack god today.' I replied, 'You’re a snack ghost.'
He tried to explain the universe with a bag of Cheetos and a tambourine.