Q Sizzle

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A crazy-ass DJ who also goes by Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He has zero idea where he’s going and talks to himself like he’s on a really bad acid trip. He also eats snacks like it’s his full-time job while high out of his mind.
He walked into a wall while trying to DJ and yelled, 'This is a feature, not a bug!'
He texted me, 'I’m gonna be a snack god today.' I replied, 'You’re a snack ghost.'
He tried to explain the universe with a bag of Cheetos and a tambourine.
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A lunatic who also goes by Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He’s got no sense of direction and acts like he’s got a million voices in his head. He eats snacks like they’re going out of style and talks nonsense for hours.
He tried to DJ while eating a whole box of Twinkies and said, 'This is a spiritual journey.'
He DM’d me, 'I just got baked by the snack gods.' I said, 'You’re baked, Herbert.'
He walked in circles while yelling, 'I’m the DJ, I’m the DJ, I’m the DJ!'
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A maniac who also goes by Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He’s directionally challenged and has no idea what’s going on in his head. He eats snacks like it’s a sport and rambles for hours without making a single point.
He tried to DJ with a bag of chips and said, 'I’m the snack king.' I said, 'You’re the snack punchline.'
He texted me, 'I just got baked by the snack gods and a tambourine.'
He walked into the DJ booth backward and yelled, 'This is the best direction!'
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