p.tylch
P. tylch is a tiny human who thinks she’s a rockstar. She’s cute, but she’s also a pain in the ass. You’ll miss her when she’s not there, but you’ll wish she’d disappear when she’s being dramatic.
P. tylch: 'I’m so dramatic!' (after I told her she failed the quiz)
P. tylch: 'I’m a rockstar!' (when she sang into her phone)
P. tylch: 'You’re the worst!' (because I told her her hair was a mess)