p.tylch

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 3h ago · 6 definitions

P. tylch is a little brat who acts like a toddler but is secretly a genius. People love her because she’s annoying, but when she’s gone, they miss her like she kicked their pet goldfish.

P. tylch: 'I can’t do this!' (she was two seconds away from finishing the math test)

P. tylch: 'You're the worst!' (after I gave her a C+)

P. tylch: 'I’m gonna die!' (because she spilled her juice on her shirt)

by Slangipedia 3h ago

P. tylch is a tiny human who thinks she’s a rockstar. She’s cute, but she’s also a pain in the ass. You’ll miss her when she’s not there, but you’ll wish she’d disappear when she’s being dramatic.

P. tylch: 'I’m so dramatic!' (after I told her she failed the quiz)

P. tylch: 'I’m a rockstar!' (when she sang into her phone)

P. tylch: 'You’re the worst!' (because I told her her hair was a mess)

by Slangipedia 3h ago

P. tylch is a tiny little menace who thinks she’s the queen of everything. She’s cute, but she’s also a nightmare. People can’t live without her, but they also want to punch her when she’s being extra.

P. tylch: 'I’m the queen!' (after she spilled her lunch on me)

P. tylch: 'You’re so mean!' (because I told her she didn’t do her homework)

P. tylch: 'I’m extra!' (when she wore five bracelets to school)

by Slangipedia 3h ago

P. tylch is a mini human who thinks she’s a legend. She’s adorable, but she’s also a pain. People love her, but they also want to throw her out the window when she’s being a baby.

P. tylch: 'I’m a legend!' (after I told her she got a D)

P. tylch: 'I’m not a baby!' (when she cried over her math test)

P. tylch: 'I’m adorable!' (when she made a mess of her room)

by Slangipedia 3h ago

P. tylch is a tiny human who thinks she’s a superhero. She’s cute, but she’s also a total mess. You’ll miss her when she’s gone, but you’ll want to throw her out the window when she’s being a brat.

P. tylch: 'I’m a superhero!' (when she spilled her soda)

P. tylch: 'You’re so mean!' (because I told her she didn’t do her homework)

P. tylch: 'I’m a mess!' (after she drew on her face with markers)

by Slangipedia 3h ago

P. tylch is a tiny person who thinks she’s a diva. She’s cute, but she’s also a total pain. You’ll miss her when she’s not around, but you’ll want to give her a time-out when she’s being a baby.

P. tylch: 'I’m a diva!' (when she sang into her phone)

P. tylch: 'You’re so mean!' (because I told her she failed the test)

P. tylch: 'I’m a baby!' (when she cried over a broken pencil)

by Slangipedia 3h ago