P.O.S. Parade
A P. O. S. Parade is when you're trying to get somewhere, and a bunch of stupid drivers decide to block your path. They're all trying to take the same shortcut and act like they're the only ones who matter. You're just the poor soul stuck in the middle.
I was trying to go to the store and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I thought I was going to die in the parking lot.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade on my way to the gym. I was so mad I almost ran into a pole.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I was like, 'Why are you even here?'