P.O.S. Parade

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A P. O. S. Parade is when you're trying to escape a place, but a bunch of dumbass cars block your way from both sides like they're in a contest to see who can be the most annoying. They won't let you go, and if you wave or signal, they either ignore you or flip you off like you owe them money.
I was trying to leave my driveway and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I waved, they gave me the finger.
I was at work and tried to leave, but it was a P. O. S. Parade. I was like, 'What even is life?'
I was trying to go home and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I think the cars were in on it.
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A P. O. S. Parade is when you're trying to get somewhere, and a bunch of stupid drivers decide to block your path. They're all trying to take the same shortcut and act like they're the only ones who matter. You're just the poor soul stuck in the middle.
I was trying to go to the store and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I thought I was going to die in the parking lot.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade on my way to the gym. I was so mad I almost ran into a pole.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I was like, 'Why are you even here?'
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A P. O. S. Parade is when you're trying to move and a bunch of drivers just decide to play dumb and block your way. They won't move, they'll honk at you, and the people behind you think you're the problem. It’s like they’re all in a group chat called ‘We’re All Going to Die’.
I was trying to go to work and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I thought I had to stay home that day.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade on my way to pick up my kid. I was so late I got in trouble.
I got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I was like, 'You're all going to regret this.'
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