P!nk-Chan~
the person who screams at you for no reason, has no idea what they're doing, and thinks they're the boss of your life
You: 'I didn't do it.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you with it!' (You were just holding it.)
You: 'I didn't say that.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I heard you!' (You just said one word.)
You: 'I didn't forget my homework.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you sleep!' (You were just tired.)