P!nk-Chan~

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the person who yells at you for no damn reason, doesn't have a clue what they're talking about, and thinks they're the boss of you

You: 'I did my homework.' P! nk-Chan~: 'No you didn't! I saw you eating pizza!'

You: 'I'm going to the store.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You're going to fail math!' (You didn't even take the test yet.)

You: 'I'm going to sleep.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You're going to die in your sleep!' (You're 12.)

the person who takes your blame like it's a god-given right, has zero proof, and acts like you owe them money

You: 'I didn't break the phone.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you with it!' (You were just holding it.)

You: 'I didn't steal the cookies.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! You're always hungry!' (You just like cookies.)

You: 'I didn't cheat on the test.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you wink at the person next to you!' (You just blinked.)

the person who blames you for everything, has no clue what's going on, and thinks you're the worst person ever

You: 'I didn't make the mess.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you throw a snack!' (You were just eating.)

You: 'I didn't forget my lunch.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you eat chips!' (You just had a snack.)

You: 'I didn't talk during class.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you whisper!' (You just said one word.)

the person who accuses you of everything, has no proof, and acts like they're the only sane person in the room

You: 'I didn't make the mistake.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you do it!' (You were just thinking.)

You: 'I didn't leave my shoes outside.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you walk by!' (You were just walking.)

You: 'I didn't say the bad word.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I heard you!' (You were just talking.)

the person who screams at you for no reason, has no idea what they're doing, and thinks they're the boss of your life

You: 'I didn't do it.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you with it!' (You were just holding it.)

You: 'I didn't say that.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I heard you!' (You just said one word.)

You: 'I didn't forget my homework.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you sleep!' (You were just tired.)