P!nk-Chan~
the person who accuses you of everything, has no proof, and acts like they're the only sane person in the room
You: 'I didn't make the mistake.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you do it!' (You were just thinking.)
You: 'I didn't leave my shoes outside.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you walk by!' (You were just walking.)
You: 'I didn't say the bad word.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I heard you!' (You were just talking.)