P.N.C. test - A test done after eating a lot of junk food and getting off,

A test done after eating a lot of junk food and getting off, to see if you can think straight enough to not make a dumb choice about love or sex.

Just got off and ate a whole pizza. Now I have to decide if I want to text her or throw up.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex was just a fling and not worth my dignity.

I passed the P. N. C. test and chose to message my crush instead of crying into my cereal.