P.N.C. test

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A test done after eating a lot of junk food and getting off, to see if you can think straight enough to not make a dumb choice about love or sex.

Just got off and ate a whole pizza. Now I have to decide if I want to text her or throw up.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex was just a fling and not worth my dignity.

I passed the P. N. C. test and chose to message my crush instead of crying into my cereal.

A brain check you do after getting off, to make sure you're not too lazy or too horny to make a smart decision about someone.

I failed my P. N. C. test and texted my ex instead of my crush.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized I was too tired to even care about love.

I took the P. N. C. test and decided to eat pizza instead of calling my crush.

A test to see if you can think clearly after getting off, so you don't do something embarrassing like text your ex or cry in public.

I took the P. N. C. test and cried in the grocery store instead of calling my crush.

After the P. N. C. test, I sent a text to my ex and regretted it instantly.

I passed the P. N. C. test and messaged my crush instead of eating my feelings.

A mental exam you do after getting off to see if you're still sane enough to make a decent decision about love or sex.

I failed the P. N. C. test and texted my ex while eating my feelings.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my crush was better than my ex and called them.

I took the P. N. C. test and chose my crush over my ex and my pizza.

A check-up done after getting off, to make sure you're not too distracted by your junk food or your feelings to make a good decision.

I took the P. N. C. test and decided to eat my feelings instead of messaging my crush.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex wasn't worth my dignity or my pizza.

I failed the P. N. C. test and cried in my pants instead of texting my crush.

A test you take after getting off to make sure you're not too distracted by your junk food or your feelings to make a good decision.

I took the P. N. C. test and chose my crush over my ex and my pizza.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex wasn't worth my time or my dignity.

I failed the P. N. C. test and cried in the hallway instead of texting my crush.