P.N.C. test - A check-up done after getting off, to make sure you're not t

A check-up done after getting off, to make sure you're not too distracted by your junk food or your feelings to make a good decision.

I took the P. N. C. test and decided to eat my feelings instead of messaging my crush.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex wasn't worth my dignity or my pizza.

I failed the P. N. C. test and cried in my pants instead of texting my crush.