P.kitty
A P. Kitty is someone who thinks cats are their best friends, but they're really just a walking annoyance with a fur coat. You can tell they're a P. Kitty because they won't shut up about their cats.
She’s a P. Kitty. She told me her cat’s name is Sir Fluffington III.
That P. Kitty just posted a photo of their cat wearing a hat.
He’s a P. Kitty. He brought his cat to the grocery store.