P.kitty

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A P. Kitty is a tiny, smelly, annoying person who has way too many cats and thinks they're the king of the litter box. The only way to stop them is to yell at them until they cry.
My neighbor is a P. Kitty. She has 10 cats and still thinks she's cool.
He's a P. Kitty. He talks to his cat like it's his ex.
That P. Kitty just tried to convince me that cat hair is a luxury.
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A P. Kitty is someone who thinks cats are their best friends, but they're really just a walking annoyance with a fur coat. You can tell they're a P. Kitty because they won't shut up about their cats.
She’s a P. Kitty. She told me her cat’s name is Sir Fluffington III.
That P. Kitty just posted a photo of their cat wearing a hat.
He’s a P. Kitty. He brought his cat to the grocery store.
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A P. Kitty is a person who has more cats than sense and thinks they're the cat's meow. The only way to fix them is to throw them in a closet with their cats.
That P. Kitty just tried to tell me their cat is a superhero.
He's a P. Kitty. He names his cats after his exes.
She’s a P. Kitty. She brought her cat to my birthday party.
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A P. Kitty is a person who thinks they're cool because they have cats, but they're really just a tiny, smelly, annoying human. You can spot them by the way they whisper to their cats.
That P. Kitty just whispered to their cat like it was a secret agent.
She’s a P. Kitty. She thinks her cat is the best at everything.
He’s a P. Kitty. He brought his cat to the movies.
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A P. Kitty is someone who has too many cats, talks to them like they're people, and thinks they're the best at everything. The only way to stop them is to give them a big slap and tell them to shut up.
That P. Kitty just tried to argue with their cat about who's the better pet.
She’s a P. Kitty. She thinks her cat is a rock star.
He’s a P. Kitty. He named his cat after his brother.
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