P.kitty
A P. Kitty is a person who thinks they're cool because they have cats, but they're really just a tiny, smelly, annoying human. You can spot them by the way they whisper to their cats.
That P. Kitty just whispered to their cat like it was a secret agent.
She’s a P. Kitty. She thinks her cat is the best at everything.
He’s a P. Kitty. He brought his cat to the movies.