P.I.R.G.
A group of people who pretend to be real paranormal investigators but they’re just a bunch of people who like to talk about ghosts. They started in 2010 and made a website to look important.
You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my lost dog.
I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my mom. That’s not scary, that’s just weird.
Your website is just a bunch of people talking about ghosts. What’s next, haunted cereal?