P.I.R.G.

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A group of people who pretend to be psychic and go around scaring kids with fake ghosts. They started in 2010 and made a big deal about teaching people about ghosts, even though they’re just trying to get free snacks.

Hey P. I. R. G. I saw a ghost in my kitchen. Is it real or just you trying to get me to buy you pizza?

You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my missing socks.

I asked you about my haunted house and you told me it was haunted by my mom. That’s not scary, that’s just awkward.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A fake paranormal group run by two people who probably never saw a real ghost. They started in south Georgia and made up a website to look important, even though it’s just a bunch of stupid ghost stories.

You call yourself a paranormal group but you can’t even find my lost dog.

Your website is just a bunch of old people talking about ghosts. It’s not scary, it’s boring.

I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my ex. That’s not a ghost, that’s just drama.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A group of people who think they’re paranormal investigators but they’re just trying to get free pizza. They started in 2010 and made it their mission to answer dumb questions from people who think ghosts are real.

I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my mom. That’s not scary, that’s just weird.

You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my missing shoes.

You made a whole website but it’s just a bunch of fake ghost stories. What’s next, haunted pizza?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A group that thinks they’re real paranormal investigators, but they’re just a bunch of people who like to brag about ghosts. They started in 2010 and made a website so people would think they’re important.

You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my lost keys.

I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my dog. That’s not scary, that’s just sad.

Your website is just a bunch of people talking about ghosts. What’s next, haunted cereal?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A group of people who think they’re paranormal investigators but they’re just trying to get free snacks. They started in 2010 and made a website so people would think they’re actually doing something cool.

I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my dad. That’s not scary, that’s just annoying.

You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my missing phone.

Your website is just a bunch of fake ghost stories. What’s next, haunted pizza?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A group of people who pretend to be real paranormal investigators but they’re just a bunch of people who like to talk about ghosts. They started in 2010 and made a website to look important.

You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my lost dog.

I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my mom. That’s not scary, that’s just weird.

Your website is just a bunch of people talking about ghosts. What’s next, haunted cereal?

by Slangipedia 7d ago