P.I.P.P.
when you go number two in a public restroom and you're too proud to even flush.
I P. I. P. P. in the school bathroom and the next kid had to step over it.
My brother P. I. P. P. in the gym restroom and the whole gym smelled like a fart storm.
I P. I. P. P. in the bus bathroom and the bus driver gave me a look that said 'I've seen everything.'