P.I.P.P.

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when someone takes a dump in a public bathroom like it's their own home and they're the king of the toilet.
I saw a guy P. I. P. P. in the mall restroom and didn't even flush.
My coworker P. I. P. P. in the breakroom toilet and left a trail of shame.
I P. I. P. P. in the airport bathroom and got stared at like I was a criminal.
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when you go number two in a place where everyone can see you and you're too proud to care.
I P. I. P. P. in the gas station bathroom and the guy next to me looked like he wanted to die.
My friend P. I. P. P. in the school restroom and got caught by the principal.
I P. I. P. P. in the restaurant bathroom and the waiter gave me a side eye.
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when you let your poop fly in a public bathroom like you're in a war and you're the general.
I P. I. P. P. in the library bathroom and the librarian gave me a look that said 'I've seen things.'
My brother P. I. P. P. in the gym restroom and it smelled like a dead raccoon.
I P. I. P. P. in the bus bathroom and the whole bus smelled like a fart factory.
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when you take a dump in a public restroom like it's the most important thing you've ever done.
I P. I. P. P. in the mall restroom and the toilet was broken and it was glorious.
My mom P. I. P. P. in the restaurant bathroom and the waiter was horrified.
I P. I. P. P. in the school restroom and got a detention for being too loud.
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when you do your business in a public restroom and you're too cool to be embarrassed.
I P. I. P. P. in the airport bathroom and the guy next to me was too scared to move.
My friend P. I. P. P. in the gas station bathroom and it was like a movie scene.
I P. I. P. P. in the library bathroom and the librarian gave me a side eye that could kill.
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when you go number two in a public restroom and you're too proud to even flush.
I P. I. P. P. in the school bathroom and the next kid had to step over it.
My brother P. I. P. P. in the gym restroom and the whole gym smelled like a fart storm.
I P. I. P. P. in the bus bathroom and the bus driver gave me a look that said 'I've seen everything.'
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