P.I.P.P.
when you go number two in a place where everyone can see you and you're too proud to care.
I P. I. P. P. in the gas station bathroom and the guy next to me looked like he wanted to die.
My friend P. I. P. P. in the school restroom and got caught by the principal.
I P. I. P. P. in the restaurant bathroom and the waiter gave me a side eye.