P.I. Double Shagrine
When you’re so desperate to pee you’re almost crying and it’s the worst thing ever; like when you’re stuck in a hallway and no one else is gonna help.
At the mall: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'
During a test: 'I can’t hold it anymore!' Me: 'I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'
In the car: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t pee!' Me: 'I’m not dying, I’m P. I. Double Shagrine!'