P.I. Double Shagrine

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When you gotta go number one in a hurry and it’s the worst thing ever; like when your mom calls you in the middle of a bathroom emergency.

Dad: 'You’re gonna miss the bus if you don’t hurry up!' Me: 'I’m not hurrying, I’m P. I. Double Shagrine!'

Bro: 'You’re holding up the whole class!' Me: 'Shut up, I’m in the middle of a P. I. Double Shagrine!'

Mom: 'You’re gonna get in trouble if you don’t stop peeing in the hallway!' Me: 'I’m not peeing, I’m P. I. Double Shagrine!'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re so desperate to pee you’re almost crying and it’s the worst thing ever; like when you’re stuck in a hallway and no one else is gonna help.

At the mall: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'

During a test: 'I can’t hold it anymore!' Me: 'I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'

In the car: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t pee!' Me: 'I’m not dying, I’m P. I. Double Shagrine!'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you gotta go so bad you’re like a water balloon about to burst; like when you’re stuck in a small room and no one else is there to help.

In the elevator: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'

At the movies: 'I’m gonna pee on the floor!' Me: 'I’m not peeing, I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'

During a video game: 'I can’t hold it!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine and win this game!'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re so full of pee you’re like a human water tower and it’s the worst thing ever; like when you’re in the middle of a conversation and you just gotta go.

During lunch: 'I can’t hold it!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'

At a party: 'I’m gonna pee on the floor!' Me: 'I’m not peeing, I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'

During a Zoom call: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine and ruin this meeting!'

by Slangipedia 6d ago