P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)
When a woman upgrades her chest to get more attention. It’s like giving a slowpoke a speed boost so it can finally win the race.
She got P. E. T.'s so she could finally beat her best friend in a swimsuit competition.
He proposed after she got P. E. T.'s. Now he’s stuck with her forever.
Her boss got P. E. T.'s so he could finally get a promotion and stop looking like a sad sack.