P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

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When a woman gets fake boobs to make her look hotter and more attractive. It's like giving a weak kid a steroid shot so he can bench-press a cow.

My cousin got P. E. T.'s so she could finally beat my aunt in a bikini contest.

He asked her out after she got P. E. T.'s. Now he’s stuck with her forever.

Her ex came back just to see her new P. E. T.'s. Now they're getting back together.

Fake boobs that make a girl look like a walking billboard for a breast implant ad. It’s like giving a dud a turbo boost.

She got P. E. T.'s so she could finally get a date instead of just getting rejected.

Her mom got P. E. T.'s so she could show off at the family reunion.

He got a divorce because his wife got P. E. T.'s and he couldn’t handle it.

When a woman upgrades her chest to get more attention. It’s like giving a slowpoke a speed boost so it can finally win the race.

She got P. E. T.'s so she could finally beat her best friend in a swimsuit competition.

He proposed after she got P. E. T.'s. Now he’s stuck with her forever.

Her boss got P. E. T.'s so he could finally get a promotion and stop looking like a sad sack.