P.E. coach
A guy who looks like he’s been eating donuts for 20 years, but still makes you run like you’re f***ing training for the Olympics.
He made me do bear crawls even though he can’t even move his f***ing legs.
He told me to run a mile while he sat on his fatass like he was f***ing royalty.
He made me do the pacer test like I was f***ing competing against him.