P.E. coach

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A f***ing meatball of a man who yells at you to run like a f***ing racehorse while he sips on a diet soda like he's the f***ing king of the f***ing gym.
He told me to run faster even though he’s the one who eats a whole pizza during lunch.
He made me do bear crawls while he sat on his fatass like a f***ing throne.
He screamed at me for not passing the pacer test, even though he can’t even do ten push-ups.
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A middle-aged man who looks like he’s been sitting in a f***ing chair for 20 years, yet he makes you run like you’re f***ing sprinting for your life.
He told me to run a mile even though he’s f***ing out of breath after walking to the snack machine.
He made me climb the rope like I was f***ing Spider-Man while he sipped on his f***ing soda.
He made me do the pacer test like it was a f***ing death sentence.
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A guy who looks like he’s been eating donuts for 20 years, but still makes you run like you’re f***ing training for the Olympics.
He made me do bear crawls even though he can’t even move his f***ing legs.
He told me to run a mile while he sat on his fatass like he was f***ing royalty.
He made me do the pacer test like I was f***ing competing against him.
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