P.E. Allstar
The P. E. kids who were the worst at sports but tried so hard it was like they were trying to save the class from shame.
My P. E. Allstar friend tried to do a high jump and ended up face-down in the sand like he was defeated.
My classmate once tried to play basketball and threw the ball so hard it hit the teacher.
My buddy tried to do a sprint and ended up walking like he was on a slow death march.