P.E. Allstar

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The P. E. kids who looked like they had never touched a ball in their life but tried so hard it made the whole class look like they were cheating.

My cousin was a P. E. Allstar. He fell off the bleachers trying to do a cartwheel.

My brother's P. E. teacher called him a 'human disaster' but still gave him a medal.

I had a friend who tried to run a mile and ended up walking it like it was a death sentence.

The P. E. kids who were so bad at sports but tried so hard it was like watching a goat try to play soccer.

My friend’s P. E. Allstar status came from falling into a cone pile and making it look like a dance move.

My sister tried to do a pull-up and ended up doing a face plant.

My neighbor once ran in circles for ten minutes and cried like it was the end of the world.

The P. E. kids who were the worst at sports but tried so hard it was like they were trying to save the class from shame.

My P. E. Allstar friend tried to do a high jump and ended up face-down in the sand like he was defeated.

My classmate once tried to play basketball and threw the ball so hard it hit the teacher.

My buddy tried to do a sprint and ended up walking like he was on a slow death march.