P.D.Q. Bach
A total nutcase composer made up by Peter Schickele, who’s also a nutcase. He parodies classical music with such bad jokes that even the ghosts of Beethoven are annoyed. P. D. Q. might mean something else, but no one cares.
"I failed my music test because of P. D. Q. Bach. I now live in shame.", text from a kid who’s also in the band
"My mom plays P. D. Q. Bach and it’s like listening to a cat with a trumpet.", tweet from a kid who’s also a cat person
"I told my teacher P. D. Q. Bach is the reason I’m failing. She said I’m failing for a reason.", DM from a kid who’s also a teacher's pet