P.D.Q. Bach

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A fake musician who’s as crazy as a loon, created by the real-life genius Peter Schickele. He makes stupid music that roasts classical tunes and gets awards like they’re going out of style. P. D. Q. stands for pretty damn quick, but it’s probably a lie.
"P. D. Q. Bach is the reason I hate music and my parents.", tweet from a kid who failed music class
"I listened to P. D. Q. Bach and now I can’t stop laughing at my brother.", DM from a sibling who’s also a sibling
"My dog hates P. D. Q. Bach. He howls at the music like it’s a horror movie.", text from a guy who’s probably high
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A total nutcase composer made up by Peter Schickele, who’s also a nutcase. He parodies classical music with such bad jokes that even the ghosts of Beethoven are annoyed. P. D. Q. might mean something else, but no one cares.
"I failed my music test because of P. D. Q. Bach. I now live in shame.", text from a kid who’s also in the band
"My mom plays P. D. Q. Bach and it’s like listening to a cat with a trumpet.", tweet from a kid who’s also a cat person
"I told my teacher P. D. Q. Bach is the reason I’m failing. She said I’m failing for a reason.", DM from a kid who’s also a teacher's pet
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A crazy composer who’s totally fake, made by Peter Schickele, who’s also crazy. He makes music that’s so bad it’s good, and people give him awards like he’s the king of music. P. D. Q. might be a lie, but who cares?
"P. D. Q. Bach is the reason I’m writing this in the bathroom.", tweet from a kid who’s also in the bathroom
"I told my brother P. D. Q. Bach is the reason he’s bad at math. He said I was bad at math.", text from a kid who’s also bad at math
"My dog just ate my P. D. Q. Bach album. He’s now a music critic.", DM from a kid who’s also a dog person
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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