P'diddle
When you use your penis to make a woman go crazy with pleasure, but you’re too lazy to actually have sex. You’re just a tease and a coward.
He gave her a 'p'diddle!' and then ran out of the room like a scared little kid.
She came so hard from a 'p'diddle!' that her friend laughed so hard she cried.
He did a 'p'diddle!' and then left her hanging like a bad movie.