P'diddle

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A stupid car game where you whack the roof of a car that’s missing a light and shout 'p'diddle!' like a brain-dead idiot. The loser has to take off their clothes like a disgrace.
I saw a car with one light and yelled 'p'diddle!' and my friend almost fell out of the car laughing.
My mom did a 'p'diddle!' in the grocery store parking lot and got yelled at by the security guard.
I did a 'p'diddle!' in my math class and got a detention for being a loud, stupid kid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your car looks like it got hit by a truck and only has one light working. You’re basically a failure on wheels.
My car has a broken light and it looks like it got run over by a bus.
He drove into a ditch and now his car looks like a broken toy.
Her car has one light and it’s like she’s crying for help.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you use your penis to make a woman go crazy with pleasure, but you’re too lazy to actually have sex. You’re just a tease and a coward.
He gave her a 'p'diddle!' and then ran out of the room like a scared little kid.
She came so hard from a 'p'diddle!' that her friend laughed so hard she cried.
He did a 'p'diddle!' and then left her hanging like a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you stop peeing before you’re done and it feels like your bladder is screaming at you.
He stopped peeing mid-flow and looked like he was about to cry.
She had to pee again right after a 'p'diddle!' and was so mad.
He did a 'p'diddle!' and his bladder hated him forever.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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