P'Ded
The person you dated when you thought you were hot stuff. Now you're sitting there thinking, 'Why did I even pick that loser? I could've had anyone!'
'I dated Steve. Steve? Steve? I could've had Taylor Swift!'
'My ex is a P'Ded. I saw her with a guy who has two jobs and a dog.'
'My cousin got P'Ded by the guy who works at the gas station.'