P'Ded

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The person you dated when you thought you were hot stuff. Now you're sitting there thinking, 'Why did I even pick that loser? I could've had anyone!'

'I dated Steve. Steve? Steve? I could've had Taylor Swift!'

'My ex is a P'Ded. I saw her with a guy who has two jobs and a dog.'

'My cousin got P'Ded by the guy who works at the gas station.'

You dated someone so bad, your friends started laughing at you. Now you're stuck trying to explain why you even picked them.

'I dated my neighbor. He eats cereal for dinner. I could've had a millionaire.'

'My sister got P'Ded by the guy who wears socks with sandals.'

'I dated the guy who cried when he got a B.'

You dated the worst person possible. Now your friends are giving you side-eye every time you mention them.

'I dated my math teacher. He failed me for no reason. I could've had a better life.'

'My friend got P'Ded by the guy who talks to his plants.'

'I dated my brother's friend. He still lives with his mom.'