p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e.
When you're in love with someone and they start liking someone else. It's like when you're getting ready for bed and your dog pees on your blanket.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she started seeing my crush. My dog peed on my blanket. I said 'You're not worth it!' and kicked my dog.
He started talking to my crush. I said 'You're not worth it!' and threw my blanket at him.
She started seeing my best friend. I said 'You're not worth it!' and peed on my blanket.