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Don't let some other guy steal the love you're supposed to have with your main squeeze. It's like when you're eating your favorite sandwich and someone else takes the last bite.
My ex is dating my best friend. I'm gonna punch him in the face if he texts me again.
She started talking to my crush. Now I have to sit through lunch alone.
He texted me 'Hey' after I broke up with him. I blocked him. Then he called me a 'lame loser.'
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When you're so mad at someone else stealing your love, you want to slap them and shout 'You're not worth it!'
I saw my crush talking to my ex. I yelled 'You're not worth it!' in the hallway.
My friend's dating my crush. I texted him 'You're not worth it!' and sent a picture of my face.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she started seeing my best friend. I said 'You're not worth it!' in front of the whole class.
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The worst feeling when you're in love with someone and they're getting all flirty with another person. It's like when you're eating a burger and someone else takes the last fry.
I was talking to my crush when she started texting my best friend. I said 'You're not worth it!' and walked away.
He texted me 'Hey' after he started dating my crush. I said 'You're not worth it!' and blocked him.
She started seeing my crush. I said 'You're not worth it!' and threw my sandwich at her.
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You're in love with someone, and they're getting all sassy with someone else. It's like when you're wearing your favorite pants and someone rips a hole in them.
She started seeing my crush. I told her 'You're not worth it!' and ripped her shirt.
He was texting my crush. I walked up to him and said 'You're not worth it!' and tore his notebook in half.
I saw my crush talking to my best friend. I yelled 'You're not worth it!' and spilled my juice on them.
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When you're in love with someone and they start liking someone else. It's like when you're getting ready for bed and your dog pees on your blanket.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she started seeing my crush. My dog peed on my blanket. I said 'You're not worth it!' and kicked my dog.
He started talking to my crush. I said 'You're not worth it!' and threw my blanket at him.
She started seeing my best friend. I said 'You're not worth it!' and peed on my blanket.
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You're in love with someone, and they're acting all cute with someone else. It's like when you're eating your favorite pizza and someone else takes the last slice.
He started texting my crush. I said 'You're not worth it!' and took the last slice of pizza.
She started seeing my best friend. I said 'You're not worth it!' and took the last slice of pizza from her.
My crush started talking to my ex. I said 'You're not worth it!' and took the last slice of pizza from him.
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