Palahniuk
Chuck Palahniuk is a genius who wrote Fight Club, which became a movie. He also wrote other books like Lullaby, Rant, and Invisible Monsters. He’s the real deal.
Fight Club is the best movie ever. It’s based on a book by Chuck Palahniuk. I know this because I’ve seen it 10 times.
Chuck Palahniuk’s books are like pizza. Everyone loves them, even if they’re not good.
I think Chuck Palahniuk is the best author alive. Even if he’s not.