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Chuck Palahniuk is the best author ever. He wrote Fight Club and all those other dumb books. He’s a legend. I’d marry him if he asked me.
I’d marry Chuck Palahniuk if he asked me. I’d even wear a tuxedo.
Chuck Palahniuk is the only author who makes me want to write. And I hate writing.
I’d die for Chuck Palahniuk. I’d even die for his dumb books.